Good news, everyone! New episodes of Futurama return tomorrow night at 10/9c with the one-hour season premiere!
this is still the best story ever told at a talk show
what did the mama pig give her baby pig for its rash?
pigs are commonly known for rolling around in dirt, but there’s a reason for this. Pigs skin is very sensitive, the harshness of their environment can result in rashes and often sunburns. Pigs use mud to help relieve pain and protect their skin. Since piglets are even more delicate, mother pigs will often roll their pigs in mud right after birth.
NO THEY GIVE THEM OINKMENT
|—||Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood (via durianseeds)|
WAIT WERE ADAM AND EVE EVEN MARRIED
OH MY GOD
THE BIBLE JUST COLLAPSED ON ITSELF
Your move, Catholics.
10 points for Gryffindor
Just because of this… I can’t wait to watch it!